Hellslämmer (hel-slam-er), noun: Particularly when spelled with an a-umlaut, a thing beyond earthshaking or earth-shattering; colossal, enormous, gargantuan; a violently loud noise, explosion, impact, or orgasm. (From the medieval Viking helsläm: to rock the hell out of everything that moves.)
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out of the same borderlands of the East Coast megalopolis that brought you Poison, the Hooters, and Live! come four veterans of the Central PA hard-rock scene. Separately and together, off and on, the Hellslämmers™ have been preaching their brand of hardcore rock since back when they all had long hair. (Trust us—that was a long time ago.) Now they’re combined to hit you with an earsplitting blast of hellslämmin’ classic metal and blues. Is it too late for stardom? It’s never too late to rock! The Hellslämmers are here for the music. Check out the song list, shoot ’em an email, then get out of the way. They’re comin’ to your town, they’re gonna party it down...to the ground!
If you’re throwing this kind of party, we might even pay you.
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got an event coming up that could use a big can of whoopass, but you can’t afford to host a Sabbath reunion? The Hellslämmers will be glad to rock you out. If you’re filling a stadium or a bar, we’ll expect our cut, but if you’ve got an open-mic night or you’re having a bunch of friends over for a party, just feed us and and pour some beer down our throats—we’ll call it a free practice. We know we ain’t the second coming of Zeppelin. We’re just a bunch of low-budget rockers who like to party hard, have fun and make noise, same as you. Contact our agent about getting Hellslämmed at your next event.
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